21+ year old friends, the first Republican debate for the 2016 primary promises to be a doozy, with no less than 10 incredibly (politically) diverse candidates getting ready to square off against one another.

With insane rhetoric leading up to the debate, I took the liberty of merging various ideas as well as my own in the form of a drinking game for you and your friends / family to participate in with your choice of beverage. I’d recommend choosing in a 5 – 3 – 1 -1 manner from each list, but it’s a free country (that we need to take back!!..). Enjoy responsibly.

One Drink

• Donald Trump mentions his wealth or intelligence
• Someone mentions Benghazi
• A candidate starts a sentence with “This President ..”
• A candidate bitches about the debate rules / moderator
• Someone promises to “Take America Back ..” or “Make America Great Again”
• The crowd cheers something awful (see: gay soldier example)
• A candidate recounts their poor / hard upbringing
• Trump refers to himself in 3rd person
• Trump treats a policy idea like he’s selling a hotel.
• Someone mentions how bad they think the Iran deal is
  • Bonus Drink: They do so by an insulting analogy
• A candidate cuts another candidate off
• A candidate blatantly ignores the question to respond to something earlier
• Someone says “Free Market”

Two Drinks

• Someone softens their bigotry by saying something like “I have many [minority] friends..”
• Someone says welfare state
• Someone equates terrorists with Muslims
• Someone says “traditional marriage.”
• Someone mentions how many firearms they own
• Someone bitches about illegal immigrants
  • Bonus Drink: If they’re blatantly referring to Central + South Americans.
• Someone says the US is a Christian Nation / Christians are being persecuted

Waterfall

• A candidate mentions Reagan during their speaking time.
• Mentions Obamas birth certificate
• Someone calls Obama a socialist or America socialist.